I'm honestly am unsure if this is untrue or not,
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Police apprehended the famous Bitcoin founder while in the middle of seminar he was conducting for Stop Masturbation Now, a Christian anti-masturbation organization.
FBI agents just stormed the building, came in here without a search warrant or anything, Fappy The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin, a mascot for the group, told CNN. Im not familiar with this Satoshi character, honestly if its not in the Bible I probably havent heard of it, but if this arrest spreads awareness of the harmful effects of self-rape, then that is a good thing.
Plonk!
Wellllll sometimes it's hard to pick the satire, from things like beliefs that children's cartoons are a satanic plot for example ...