I know I seem like a downer to you starry-eyed finance enthusiasts; no one likes being told to stop running with scissors. ...
The thing is, your providing an unneeded service. I have been buying and using bitcoins since they were $0.70. I have never lost any money and if bitcoin went away tomorrow I would walk away having been wildly financially successful. You say that people like me are just sour because we didn't sell at the high. But I have never and will never sell a bitcoin. I use bitcoin to buy gold bars, guns, land, travel, cars, etc. I don't want or need dollars. I have a bunch of those also from ignoring FUD in other markets.