You always act like your a moderator or know how to handle every issue. I believe its been mentioned you're very young. Let adults handle their business on their own and if they wanted your input they would have asked...

You are so old, the candles on your birthday cake raised earths temperature by 3 degrees.
You are so old, when you were a kid rainbows were black and white.
You are so old, you fart dust.
You are so old, you sat next to Jesus in school.
You are so old, you walked into an antique shop and they sold you.
You are so old, your birth-certificate expired.
You are so old, if you to acted your age, you'd die.