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Re: [For Hire] The best programmer in the whole known(and unknown) universe
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on 11/12/2014, 22:49:18 UTC
Want to show us a portfolio? Or are you a giddy CS student that got a 100% on a quiz on basic for-loops, drunk, high, or an 11-year-old?

I don't need a portfolio. No I'm not a giddy CS student.
In terms of age, I'm almost 30.
I just have a very big ego because I know a lot of languages, libraries and frameworks, and I know programming very well
(I am the best programmer in the universe after all...)
PM me for details if you have an offer.

So just to clarify you are the best programmer in the universe?

Just to be clear, I'm the best programmer in the universe.

So just to clarify, you're a nobody.
If you've learned a language or two, that doesn't mean anything.
If a monkey can learn 1000 signs, you can learn 1000 functions.  Wink

You're hating because you're not the best programmer in the universe ?
It's ok... you can hate.