I sure hope this dude thought ahead and built a roomy doghouse out back:

http://i877.photobucket.com/albums/ab338/JaggedSteel1/GawBeliever_zpsff29f207.jpg

Maybe he should sell her jewelry and the TV while she is at work to "invest" as well? Interesting to note that "she" is going to work, and he, being the brains of the household is staying home to "wisely invest" all of her earnings......