These nem puns are catching on lol starting to look like a more understandable dogecoin thread

Very PUNishing indeed...
But better limit them somewhat or it will quickly reach the point of diNEMishing returns

The only solution is a Crypto NEMolution.
You are everything I didn't think I wanted in a NEM.
You should see the NEM | MEN branding I have prepared. Fast cars, big tits, guns, explosions, weight lifting.. every thing a NEM likes unless he's a lil' Nxtty! For NEM to succeed we have to NEMetrate every male hobby enthusiast community from bodybuilders to automobile guys. Also think of the merchandise implications. NEM gymbags. NEM creatine. NEM protein powder. NEM condoms.
http://s17.postimg.org/yvwj56f3z/NEM_branding.jpg