Dude,

I know why your blood pressure is so low and why you have the heart arrythmias, plus the ear trouble and all the other random shit, panic attacks etc..

Yup. Did my research. Now, I know you do every drug going, but it isn't that.

You scam scam scam all day, have a break for dinner then scam scam scam all night. If only I wasn't so upset at you scamming my friend MrHank, I would tell you all about my medical history, which is identical, and what I did to fix it.

I have been only minutes from death from time to time and I'm perfectly well again now. I didn't even need one of those X-Rays you are so petrified of.

Your choice dude. Live as an honest man for just one day and return MrHank's BTC within 24 hours, or I forget I ever heard of you.