God sees through your feeble lies, my son! You might fool your friends, the other scammers, but you will never fool Him!
Repent, filthy Sodomite!
~Rev. FatherBob
Very good.
Very good!
8.5/10 - You gave me IRL LOLs. Thanks and have a merry Christmas!
post-edit I just had a gander at your post history and I wish this forum had a "subscribe" option. You're great!