Well shit, I've spent a year or two away from bitcoin and managed to heavily fuck up my finances. I'll do anything rotten for money.

So far, my skills are limited to:

Intermediate C# programming, with Winforms, Web apps and console programs*  --------------        0.2BTC per day spent             (approximately £40 or $65);
Amateur web design that happens to be really cheap;                                     --------------        0.2BTC per day spent             (approximately £40 or $65);
Video or Telephone technical support, billed per hour at a decent rate;              --------------         0.05BTC per Hr spent             (approximately £10 or $15);
Simple DIY tuition up to and including pipework (but NOT for gasworks);            --------------         0.05BTC per Hr spent              (approximately £10 or $15);
Proofreading and editing suggestions;                                                          --------------         0.02BTC per A4 sheet             (approximately £4 or $6);
Mechanical turking, namely typistry;                                                            --------------         0.01BTC per Hr spent             (approximately £2 or $3);
Business theory (at a heavily reduced rate).                                                 --------------         0.08BTC per 24 Hr session       (approximately £15 or $25);

* Mainly object oriented, although procedural is within my understanding.

Prices are correct as of December 2014, retrieved from http://preev.com