Wait what?  I thought only Dwolla & US Wires* were affected.

Well MtGox claims only 5% of US wires are delayed but I have yet to meet someone from the 95%. 
Anyone, calling anyone who got a US wire in less than 5 days.

So:
Dwolla - delayed up to 21 days
US wires - delayed 15 days (before processing begins and then 4 more days for delivery)
SWIFT transfers - delayed up to 18 days (unless someone has a longer one)

Any payout methods not delayed a week or more.  Is MtGox going to continue to lie and say this only affects the tiniest of the tiniest fraction of users.

Anyone have a payout in the last month which is more than a token amount (say >$500) that didn't take more than a week?