It was never pumped. Also, one thing I forgot to mention in the OP is that the premine is as I write this 2000x larger than the rest of the available coins.

Why would a coin dev intentionally DEVALUE the coin? Thoughts? Conspiracy theories?
No conspiracy found, it is just a shitcoin by design, up from the beginning. Geez You asked for opinions. Here there is another one. Get out whilest you can.