Let me decide if my child need schools at all.
I'm starting to understand. Your parents, the "Libertarians," decided in their wisdom that you didn't need no schoolin' at all.
Let me take up the slack and do some remedial schoolin' here.
Your illiteracy and ignorance hurt others around you. You become what's colloquially known as "an embarrassing burden to society." The likes of you do not contribute to economy but drain it - living on the fringes and at the expense of mankind.'
TL;DR: Education is required to get a jerb in this, the year of our Lord 2 naught candlestick 4. Without it, you wind up pretty much where you are now - spending your dole on Beanie Babies because freedoms.