Thanks for your message, I've just tried to be frank and polite. I am sorry if my one of my posts somehow offends you.
My first post was clearly meant in jest and was in the days with the 5 posts to get out of newbie-land.
If I come across as a newbie trying to find my footing, then I'm sorry.
If I can help you with something, please give me a call - the number is on the
http://jrt.com/contact/ page, or you can use the Skype link from the same page to reach me.