Being new here, it has come to my attention that the prominent 'third world country' buster - The Sadist showed up here, trying to debunk his multiple personality disorder. Sadly, my popcorn supply is running dangerously low. Back to you 'nice folks' very soon.


For the kind eyes of the forum administration, I am new here and I am still learning the ropes. I don't take part in despicable acts like trolling and account farming. Have a nice day!

Being new here, I didn't catch your name, sorry. Who are you again?

It has come to my attention that the sophisticated gentleman and renowned time traveler Pimplord2067 has thrown a hilarious feedback at my, back then, stellar trust page accusing me of being a Now, unless the renowned time traveler Pimplord2067 traveled to the past to find my younger self on this respected forum and returned back to the future to expose my devious plans, this is fundamentally not possible. I have the suspicion that the renowned time traveler Pimplord2067, having his glaring mental shortcomings coupled with some serious underlying psychological issues, traveled back and forth in his own mind, finding nothing but a figment of his own imagination.

Being new here, I wanted to inform the community that I haven't got the slightest idea who the members named CuckSmeller, Pod or pussius are or why they are so important. Please carry on.

I don't participate in low-life behaviors such as trolling or account farming. Being the new user that I truly am, I have no previous contact with, or knowledge of, anyone else registered previous to my humble forum inception date. Everything is clarified now, gentlemen.

But. Where are the hard facts? Proofs? Evidence? Prints? One would need to take a whole salt mine's worth of salt while analyzing your, well, what do we call them - rumours perhaps?
And I have just finished another extra-large bucket of popcorn. What an unfortunate event. Oh well then.

I need a visual sample of your 'shack' before I could take your statement as true. Until then - you might or might not be right.
I don't respect people who gamble. Sorry.

And I am absolutely new here.

Being new here, I can't help but notice the smear campaign being waged against the distinguished member of our community - OgNasty. An acclaimed escrow provider with a stellar record. All the warmongers with dubious intentions and false motives ganging up on him. Not cool.
Also, I don't indulge myself in despicable gambling behavior so I kindly decline the offer by the gentleman named TMAN.

Being new here, I came across this amazing drone footage of the mansion belonging to the venerable member of our community - OgNasty. It is quite impressive indeed. It has been called a 'shack' multiple times already by anonymous individuals with dubious intentions and bad mannerisms.

Now, I kindly challenge the 'illustrious' members included in this list to record and show their fellow forumites their own 'shacks' so we could have a little 'Bitcointalk shack contest'. It's only fair if we could see for ourselves where they live. For all we know, they could be living under a bridge or sleeping on a bench in the park. So, without further ado, I present to you the first Bitcointalk shack pissing contest!

Wildcard participants :

       

Being new here, I wonder why individuals like this fine human being are making shitposting remarks towards other forum members of the respected Bitcointalk community all the while wearing paid signatures and contributing nothing of essence aside from using 4 different disparaging synonyms for the word 'foreigner'. Severe episode of Narcissistic personality disorder.

The 'good folks' frequenting the Meta and Reputation forums require a screenshot of your living quarters in order to make an accurate assessment of your 'shack' first. Until then - Lauda might be unemployed, has a severe pill addiction and is in dire financial straits. Because he has neither denied nor confirmed these rumors. Also, I am not sure that your mental faculties are sufficient for your duties, subpar at best they are. Clearly beginning to fail. I would implore theymos to run a careful background check on everyone currently present on the Default trust network and assess who among his higher-ups is fit to practice their duties and who isn't.

Did I mention that I am new here?

Being new here, I have just finished my first extra-large bucket of popcorn and now I am left scratching my head as to whether Lauda is unemployed, has a severe pill addiction and is in dire financial straits, because he has neither denied nor confirmed these rumours. One might wonder - is Lauda's lifeline dependent on Bitcointalk and, most importantly, theymos' pity? Is he fit to practice his duties being on the Default Trust again, or his questionable mental faculties will cloud his fickle judgment till he is booted from the Big Boys' list once more? The stakes are high, the suspense is astonishingly palpable. People's incomes are on the line. I am reaching for another extra-large bucket of popcorn. Obviously, I don't need to add any salt at all given the saltiness in this wonderful thread. My finger is ready to press the Refresh button, my imagination running wild with what could be hiding just around the corner on the next page of 'Conversation Street' à la Bitcointalk Edition. I pull out my unabridged Oxford Dictionary of English from the nightstand, ready to find the most obscure words that ever existed in order to defend myself against the full-blown and dreadful assault of the slobbery,neckbeard-wearing, fedora hat-tipping, micro-penis-endowed human waste that frequents the Meta and Reputation forums. I dust off the huge book and run my finger affectionately over the content of its immense power. I don my crusader armor and prepare for the battle that will shape the history of the Bitcointalk forum.