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Hi all,
First, I apologize for taking too long to attempt to resolve this situation. I've been extremely frustrated with myself all day. I have been regretting what I have done since the moment I did it.
I hereby confess to bidding up my own auctions using the "Werner" forum handle. This is despicable, I know. I did this out of pure greed. Scamming anyone was not the priority, getting a few extra measly bitcoins for Cognitive's auction was my goal. I have always acted in the best interest of Cognitive, because I know, believe, and practice my fiduciary duty which comes as a result of handling others' assets. I want everyone to know that I will continue doing my best to run the company, the same as I always have. My track record on the forum has been flawless before this incident, and that's what hurts me most. I'm disgusted with myself when people are questioning whether they can trust me now.
Although some may view this as a petty offence (as I did previously), I do not any longer. As an attempt to at least partially make up for my wrongdoing, I am offering each of the participants in the auction, starsoccer9 and Vezunchik, BTC5 of my own personal funds, which more than makes up for the financial loss due false bids in the auction. I realize that what I have done is unacceptable, and I do deeply regret it.
Being an optimist, I can't help but try to take something positive away from a given situation. I believe that because of this incident I will make an effort to be that much better of a person. Everyone who I have interacted with aside from these auction participants, and Josh Zerlan (Inaba), would agree with me when I tell you: I strive to be a person of high moral conduct.
I apologize to everyone for letting greed get in my way. I know trust takes ages to build, and a few posts to destroy. I hope that everyone will acknowledge my past, and see that I have never acted in an externally malicious way, and have always been transparent, friendly, and courteous in all of my dealings with fellow forum members. Know that I am a man of my word: when I say I will do something, I do it. I regret bidding up the auction greatly. Please know that I have never scammed anyone nor have I stolen anything. I have done tons (probably well over 100) transactions of physical items with users of this forum and not one has gone sour. In most of them the other party was the one who had to trust me.
Again, I sincerely regret what I have done and I apologize for doing it. The small sum of bitcoins I gained from this (until I pay the auction bidders back) was certainly not worth the tarnished reputation. Never again will I allow myself to do something so crooked.
First, I apologize for taking too long to attempt to resolve this situation. I've been extremely frustrated with myself all day. I have been regretting what I have done since the moment I did it.
I hereby confess to bidding up my own auctions using the "Werner" forum handle. This is despicable, I know. I did this out of pure greed. Scamming anyone was not the priority, getting a few extra measly bitcoins for Cognitive's auction was my goal. I have always acted in the best interest of Cognitive, because I know, believe, and practice my fiduciary duty which comes as a result of handling others' assets. I want everyone to know that I will continue doing my best to run the company, the same as I always have. My track record on the forum has been flawless before this incident, and that's what hurts me most. I'm disgusted with myself when people are questioning whether they can trust me now.
Although some may view this as a petty offence (as I did previously), I do not any longer. As an attempt to at least partially make up for my wrongdoing, I am offering each of the participants in the auction, starsoccer9 and Vezunchik, BTC5 of my own personal funds, which more than makes up for the financial loss due false bids in the auction. I realize that what I have done is unacceptable, and I do deeply regret it.
Being an optimist, I can't help but try to take something positive away from a given situation. I believe that because of this incident I will make an effort to be that much better of a person. Everyone who I have interacted with aside from these auction participants, and Josh Zerlan (Inaba), would agree with me when I tell you: I strive to be a person of high moral conduct.
I apologize to everyone for letting greed get in my way. I know trust takes ages to build, and a few posts to destroy. I hope that everyone will acknowledge my past, and see that I have never acted in an externally malicious way, and have always been transparent, friendly, and courteous in all of my dealings with fellow forum members. Know that I am a man of my word: when I say I will do something, I do it. I regret bidding up the auction greatly. Please know that I have never scammed anyone nor have I stolen anything. I have done tons (probably well over 100) transactions of physical items with users of this forum and not one has gone sour. In most of them the other party was the one who had to trust me.
Again, I sincerely regret what I have done and I apologize for doing it. The small sum of bitcoins I gained from this (until I pay the auction bidders back) was certainly not worth the tarnished reputation. Never again will I allow myself to do something so crooked.
Sincerely,
Garrett
Garrett
Respect to garr, you did the right thing.
For how long has BFL_Josh been posting as BFL_Jody? Does he do it in drag? Are there pictures?
Haha! Our dear leader Josh would never do such a thing!!! Although I have seen him in wemon's clothing more and more often recently but HEY that's not the point okay? Josh wouldn't do that, ever. Just because he changed his facebook profile picture to this doesn't mean anything okay?!
Can you send me 1000BTC?
I cannot understand your request. What is a '1000BTC' and how do I get one?
Why should we ask you anything?
I have the answers to all questions. I mean come on I have 'BFL' in my username that has to count for something.
Would you like to buy a photo of Josh ridin' his poodle?
http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3015/3042256581_4056149c12_z.jpg
http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3015/3042256581_4056149c12_z.jpg
http://25.media.tumblr.com/961d9aae35500fb941e06d85811c45f5/tumblr_mg0gdqZumA1qdlz9io1_250.gif
Getting pumped up just before riding poodle
Back at the lab...
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls3idbFOzr1r3q87xo1_500.gif
I had no idea there was a collaberative Josh-stalking effort. I am going to alert our dear leader at once. He will not be happy and will probably cancel some pre orders.
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Are you serious? Please just give me 20BTC BTC and a reason to care. That is all.
Are you serious? Please just give me 20BTC BTC and a reason to care. That is all.
Seriously: What the eff are these '1000BTC' and '20BTC' things people keep talking about?
Is this a real photo of the top secret 1 Million Giga Hash unit:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Q8NcoLRfyu8/UNPkWV8ZAPI/AAAAAAAAAl8/Uhemhr1GhWo/s1600/Configuration-Management-black-box.jpg
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Q8NcoLRfyu8/UNPkWV8ZAPI/AAAAAAAAAl8/Uhemhr1GhWo/s1600/Configuration-Management-black-box.jpg
Yes it is! Check this out I'll give you a closer look... http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2009/12/nokia-awesome-box-rm-eng.jpg
how many licks to get to the center of a lollipop?
How long will it take BFL to ship their units? Sorry, kid... there are two questions that we will never have the answer to and these are those two questions.
[...]Before you go calling BFL Shill, I'm not.[...]
Why not? I would love love to communicate with somebody other than BFL's Johnson. My phone number is... going to be released in "about two weeks". We're working hard (or hardly working, idk the difference really) to get those digits into the computer. In other news, all hail the mighty Inaba! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlWrmIqGs3Y
Also, check out our dear leader's home page! http://joshzerlan.com/
