I'm truly honoured that you've managed to rack up so many posts aimed at me. You really take this "internet" thing seriously, don't you?
Then again... Fiat 127, that makes you what, 40-50? I'm not surprised you are still coming to terms with this, must still be all shiny and all. Do you have to put your glasses on every time you look at the screen? My grandfather used to do that. I gave up trying to teach him stuff, because I'd spend half my day waiting for him to put his bloody glasses on. "C'mon grandpa, you know you're going to need them in a second!" I'd say. He never listened.
Shame, cancer got him in the end, the poor bastard.
Are you a necrophiliac? Must be, given that you seem to have such an obsession with my mother, who you first want to bang, then say she's not so hot, are you a bit confused? Do you bang ugly chicks too? I wish I had such low standards. My life would be so much simpler. I really did pick a complicated wife, high maintenance, but she goes like the clappers (or Triumph TR6 if you're as old as I think you are) and looks amazing. Sometimes I lament not having a simple life. What's it like?
I see you mention you're going on a bike ride down the ol' coast eh? Put the family back in the box did we? Or will you be dragging them along on your BSA so they can enjoy the coast too? Just make sure you bring your glasses, wouldn't want you causing a collision and ruining your "well wikkid bike innit".
Don't worry, I never said you were a knuckle dragger - you're not that bad. You're just a bit slower than most, it's nothing to be ashamed about, the world needs stupid people.
Go enjoy your ride mate, I hope you have fun. Weather's a bit shit, I'll stay here, whilst you get wet and stand at the lights shivering like a leaf in Autumn.
And please stop with the assault threats, you're not doing your cause any good. Even though I find myself to be in peak physical condition, I have a thing against cruelty to the elderly. I just couldn't harm an OAP.
Now relax a bit. Accept the fact that you're old, not very intelligent and very easily satisfied, and you'll find your life much more content.