Did you hear about the lepers' soccer team?
They were defeated

Thanks for sharing!  God bless you. 

Don't trust anyone completely.  I've run into too many people who were "friends" when it was convenient for them.  "I asked God to protect me from my enemies and started loosing friends."

Definitely a Golden Retriever if you can give him proper exercise.  Great with people

I once saw some dude get out of a brand new Buick and walk a half a block only to hold up a sign trying to convince people how down on his luck he was.  A lot of these people make more money than I do.  I wouldn't give them shit

I will work as long as I feel relatively good.  I'm not gonna work and then die the next day

Muslims aren't the smartest people in the world

No grab assing, you might get slapped 

I'm in mid-life and still can't stand the taste of it. 

I'm hoarding "merit" hoping in the future to convert it into LTC

  This thread could go in the wrong direction real easy with a little bit of imagination 

1.  You can have many wives
2.  Always warm
3.  Don't have to worry about liberals stealing or confiscating your guns
4.  Plenty of open space for rock climbing
5.  If you live in the city and have bad body odor, no worries, you'll blend right in. 

Cottage cheese!!

  Talking to a psychiatrist is just going to cost you money and most of them are atheists so they won't be much help.  Stay busy by finding something to pour your heart into whether it be a job, charitable work etc.  Spend some time around people who may have problems of their own and be a friend to them.  Read good books, spend some time in prayer and don't be afraid to speak to a priest or nun and tell them your thoughts as most religious have training in spiritual direction.  Find someone nearby who may be hungry and give them some food.  Realize that your situation isn't as bad as you may think it is and spend your life in a worthy cause.

I'm not too worried about Google, but I tried to restart my computer recently and apparently someone was "sharing" by computer unbeknownst to me.  I had to force a restart. 

Keep calm and buy doge

What part of the country are you from?  Craigslist has tons of jobs listed.  Also, it's getting close to Christmas and many retailers will be hiring seasonally.  Finally, I've mentioned it before, you can always volunteer for those paid medical research studies (helpresearch.com).  I've done four of them myself this year.  Good luck

You can believe in reincarnation if you so choose, my friend, but there is no such thing.  As appealing as the concept is, anyone who believes in it is delusional

Whoever started the Asian thread (too lazy to look) 

When I first saw it, I thought it looked like George Washington