Well, thanks for looking anyway, Thirdspace! I really appreciate it!
Looks like I'll be waiting a long while... If it ever goes through, maybe it will be like finding a $20 bill in an old jacket pocket. Only difference is that the $20 may have grown into $100 by the time I find it.
Even if it's lost, there are way worse things in life than losing some money.
Cheers,
KryptoBee