General question to the 3 people with 24 sockpuppets in here: If Dash is such a terrible scammy project that's about to die, why are you pathetic basement dwelling neckbeard losers still here wasting your time? Don't you have any furry porn left to jack off to?

Now for some fun. I almost forgot I had this, but the web never forgets. Enjoy:



Translation:





"dashed" aka our beloved iCEHOLE who yells about "Dashholes" all day while being a Dashhole himself. Beautiful, Ralph. Just beautiful.

Edit: Quick followup with the actual ban being issued for the record:



Dashcentral is a privately fucking owned website. Rango is fully within his inalienable right to ban your disgusting toxic bile spewing ass any damn day he pleases. The site is funded neither by you nor by the Treasury but by voluntary donations, so kindly go fuck yourself with your ridiculous fake indignation after being the most despicable piece of shit imaginable within this community.

Also nice threat there at the end. Looking forward to see what you gonna do about it. LOL

Indeed, he really got me this time. Got totally doxed via a public video that was posted with my full consent. He now "knows" my "name", because I would never make one up.

(Hint: I like physics, that's all I'm gonna say )

Anyway. I'm preparing a nice little exposé on our lovely iCETURD. It's a lot of data to process, so gimme some time. But I promise it will be a) very insightful and b) most definitely entertaining.

On an entirely unrelated note: Did you know thanks to smart contracts and crypto there's betting platforms where you can set up the most interesting bets these days? Like, for example, whoever correctly predicts that a specific person's dox will be hosted on a certain website at a certain date gets 15 Dash. Crazy times we live in, huh?

• Stalk the same people, the same project and the same currency for 4+ years
• Repeat the same nonsensical drivel you've been ridiculed with for being wrong time and time again
• Create sockpuppet after sockpuppet on every conceivable social media channel to pretend more people than just you care about what you have to say
• Spend 80% of your day with attacking Dash instead of having a normal, healthy social life or a life at all, because you lost your job years ago due to your pathological obsession with Dash's superior technology

The diagnosis is crystal clear: You have a neurosis.

This picture right here shows deeply unhealthy, antisocial and dangerous behaviour, no matter how you try to spin it in your next wannabe-half-intellectual-half-witty response.


I'm almost concerned, iCEHOLE. Get help or better yet get a shotgun and try self-therapy.

Was that you trying harder? Sorry, I couldn't hear you over one of my HYIP nodes going KA-CHING. You should try one yourself, it's a lot of fun.

What's that? You can't afford one? How come? Didn't you basically say Dash crash and burned in your first envy-ridden comment? Should be cheap enough then, shouldn't it?

Except that's an utterly stupid thing to do because the only thing that matters is how much stuff you can buy with Dash in the real world and the fact remains that right now you can buy 27 times more stuff with Dash than you could at the beginning of this year.

Desperately trying to rationalize that away in an attempt to take away the magnitude of our success is quite silly.

Try harder, sore losers.

I must've missed this, because my Masternodes are all fine and all got paid within schedule. Sentinel went down, which is a non-critical sub-module added with 12.1 and was easily restarted.

When did that supposed "all masternode shutdown" happen? You sure you aren't confusing this with one of iCEHOLE's autoerotic ejaculative episodes?

The only thing that is excruciating here is the butthurt you're experiencing every single day the price of Dash remains 20+ fold of what it was at the beginning of this year, despite your mockumental efforts to the contrary.

You lost and you're losing with every new Dash wallet being installed and you can't do jack shit about it, that's why you're so obsessed with this project. I relish in your failure even more than I relish in my "instamine profits" LOL

Oh yes, iCEHOLE congratulating himself in a masturbatory manner with sock puppet accounts he created early this month totally sway the entire market. LOL

This pathetic clown has been hating on Dash for years and has achieved exactly zero. He's an inside joke in our community and we're all laughing our asses off over his ludicrous attempts to hurt us. Dash price has exploded beyond anyone's imagination, least of all his. So he went completely bonkers making up the most ridiculous nonsense about our team, the development and the general state of Dash. Check out our Discord channel. We compete with each other over who can make the most retarded iCEHOLE impressions. Laughing stock par excellence.

No need to remind anyone that we've annihilated every word he ever said thousands of times by now. Whoever believes him is a complete fool and will deservedly miss out massively when Dash surpasses 10 billion mcap. Just like those who are furious at him now when we surpassed 1 billion, 2 billion, 3 billion.

Best scam in the entirety of mankind. Please scam me some more, I'll buy a third car with my scam victimhood.

No funds are sent to any "central authority" and development and funding are not "organized" through dashcentral (which is just a name).  You didn't understand the most basic elements of Dash's decentralized governance system and didn't even realize that each proposal (including those from the Core Team) has to be approved by the Masternode network first. The rest of your "analysis" is nothing but butthurt, ripping out of context and omitting the actual answers that you got by only partially quoting people, hence not even worth wasting a single key stroke on.

Thanks for confirming you're not only a troll but also a complete fucking moron.

Did you read the actual announcement or just the FUD the trolls have spread which contains only a screenshot to rip it out of context?

Why wouldn't it be re-enabled?


The biggest joke of that whole affair is how trolls said it would make the price crash lol. Pathetic.

You won't be disappointed. CTO Andy Freer (who invented the new scheme) seems to be as much of a genius as Evan.

enough pump talk for a day

Hey check it out, iCECUCK is looking to protect his privacy. What's wrong with Manuro? Did someone LINK your transactions? #EPIC-REKT

You seem awfully concerned with the nitty gritty details of Dash. How come? I thought it's a complete scam. What's it to you iCETURD? Come on, cuck, tell us all how much Dash you hold. We already know that you do.


Sure and neither did Evan remove the reference node, right, iCECUCK?
Not everyone is as static and lives in the past like you. Things develop and get better. Blinding was nice, we found something superior. But I'm not going to tell you how PrivateSend is going to work in Evolution, because you'll sell your house to buy more Dash then. Nah ah.

Evan isn't even the only developer any more. Hasn't been for ages now, iCETARD. You might wanna get the latest memo because otherwise your trolling quality drops from turd to diarrhea.

No you may not. Why do you care? Buzz off. No one gives a hoot about you.

No one cared about your puny trolling attempts when Dash was 4 Dollars.
No one cared about your puny trolling attempts when Dash hit 400 Dollars.
And nobody will still care about your pathethic diatribes when Dash hits 4,000 Dollars.

You are the biggest failure of a troll the world has ever seen. You didn't prevent Dash from succeeding in any way and you're failing more and more each passing day. Bow your head in shame, loser.

Isn't it hilarious how he starts off with it being a (completely discredited) "allegation" in one sentence and immediately declares it a fact in the very next? How desperate are these losers?

Monero has been traced, Dash has not. Dash has won, Monero has lost. Big time.

The humiliation can't be overstated because these idiots have been accusing Dash of bad privacy for years and then THEIR tech has been exposed as not anonymous. "Hypocrites" is too weak of a word.

"Fucking lying pieces of shit" is a little more like it.


Edit: Here's a little bonus for these cucks to suck on

Another one completely missing the core point of the article.

Here, just for you, one more time, maybe you'll understand it:



If you have to "trust" Masternodes in Dash (you don't) then by the same flawed logic you have to "trust" full nodes in Bitcoin. Well do you? You should, I mean, aren't you afraid they might just drop your transaction from the mempool? Oops...

And no: Nothing "falls apart" with "surveillance nodes", because you can't possibly amass enough to have any effect on PrivateSend. Read and weep or if you're too lazy, here's a picture with some numbers for you. No one in Dash owns 1000 Masternodes, but even if such an entity existed their chances of tracing a single PrivateSend mixed at 4 rounds is a measly 0.3%. Not even going to mention the chances at 8 rounds. Or the fact that you'd hurt the massive value of your own wealth in Dash by attacking the network you've got that insane amount of skin in (over 330M USD at current prices).

Let's also not forget that PrivateSend is going to be completely restructured in Evolution and no longer rely on Masternodes anyway, but hey, why should I burst your bubble of Monero's "superiority" so soon?


Monero's privacy was provably broken. Dash's privacy was provably not broken. Whose privacy is worse?


It's unbroken, so by only possible conclusion it's better than Monero's.




Hey asshole

Please tell us who you wanna "fuck up" at the Dash conferences again. I wanna watch you try and fully enjoy the ensuing hilarity. Please don't act surprised when you hear cuffs clicking at the end of the day.

Oh and next time think twice before announcing murder publicly on the internet. You arrogant Manuro-tards think you're so above it all. Just ask your friend Latapie on how reality has a way of catching up on you.

Tell me, Ralph: Do you have anything left in your life that isn't sad & ugly?

Loving these bags more and more each day since Feb 2014

Yeah it'll work like a charm. It's the same blockchain. You'll have to remember your passphrase to make any use of it of course.

Here's an upgrade guide, because I'm nice like that: https://dashpay.atlassian.net/wiki/spaces/DOC/pages/103911601/Updating+to+12.1+-+Users

Hmm... let's see...

How about an infrastructure that doesn't run on altruism with the ability to scale to 4000 tps with dedicated remunerated hardware? But granted: That's easy to overlook. lol

Imitation: The sincerest form of flattery.

Masternodes are just one of the many many things DASH originally invented and pioneered, furthering cryptocurrency as a whole.

You might wanna look at all these Dash-clones and eventually realize none of them bring anything significant/original to the table themselves. Better ditch the copycats and stick to the original, because with Evolution everyone will be able to earn interest on their savings through trustless Masternode shares.

Oh and btw: We're going to scale to 400MB blocks and develop our own opensource hardware.

Here's the logic of our trolls broken down:

Bullshit claim #1: Evan owns 2 million Dash
Bullshit claim #2: Evan manipulated the Dash price to over 100 USD

Bullshit conclusion going by their logic: Evan used his 2 million Dash to buy more Dash to manipulate the price to 100 USD. Because we all know you can buy more Dash with Dash. Let's also not forget that Evan dumped all 2 million Dash 6 or 7 times now and somehow still holds them at the same time. Yes our trolls are that retarded.

Do what you must, losers. Dash has already won. You can't stop it. If you can't handle that truth just kill yourselves.