I can also switch it to Windows 7 instead of 8 and install Microsoft office if you want,

There just isn't enough acceptance of Bitcoins to make it a mainstream currency. Whenever you're buying or selling something with Bitcoins what do you do? Go to an exchanger to know how much USD it's worth. I can't pay my rent with Bitcoins, buy food, pay my bills... you get the picture. It will just never happen.

It literally just came in the mail 2 hours ago. All I did was take it out of the packaging, put the battery in, and did the initial setup (time, date, user account...) It has 2 years of warranty on it. It comes with all original packaging and everything that came with it including the battery and charger.

This is the exact same laptop. You can see the specs here:
http://www.shopping.hp.com/en_US/home-office/-/products/Laptops/HP-ENVY/C2L40UA

Since I doubt anyone trusts me I am willing to use an escrow.

Please post or send me any offers if you're interested!

How do we know that this wallet isn't empty?

That's definitely an interesting concept.

What's stopping them from moving offshore where the government has no authority?

My original plan was just to go from my bank to Dwolla to MtGox but I never knew about that 30 days.

I have $50 Dwolla that I'm looking to exchange for Bitcoins or LR. I would use Mt Gox directly but my Dwolla account hasn't had funds for 30 days yet. Would anyone be able to do this exchange for me?

Sorry but if it's a shitty game, your sales are going to suck no matter what. If it's a good game then you will get sales.

I'm just wondering. If you're ending your life then why do you need Bitcoins? That would just be a waste since if you die, the Bitcoins will be lost forever.

Nope it doesn't look like you can. The poster is just trying to spread his referral link.

It looks like a browser based game. Since it appears that whoever made it put a good amount of time and effort into it, I will register and look around.

Paypal does not let you transfer between different forms of virtual currency. They're pretty strict about this.