Okay, how about:

In KnC Miner We Trust!

BTC Baby!

K to the C Swedish BTC Style!

KnC Miner to the Max!

BTC to the Max!

Hash and the World Hashes with you!

Mine and the World Mines with you!

If you’re in control, you’re not going fast enough.

Mining and Greed for the lack of better words are good.

Mining is Everything!

Insanely Great Since 2013

A rack mounted ASIC would be awesome

I do really like the MSI 7970 Lightning, though it's gotten hard to find one lately. After reading through the review it looks like the Sapphire one might be a good 7970 to get, also overclocked 7950s are also a good option as well.

8 shares to date have been sold, and a big shout out of thanks to the shareholders. We'll be starting out smaller--a few SC singles and I've also qualified on SmallKnot.com for fundraising status. Thanks to SmallKnot for helping us vet that we are a real life small business.

We'll be starting out with either 10-15 G/h per user and then adding to the G/h as we mine every few months

Here's the link for SmallKnot to purchase shares:
http://smallknot.com/kick-ass-colocation

Can you post images of the Prime ASIC miner itself--the chip, board, etc... Thanks!

Thanks, the video is clear in 1080p. Can you provide some details about the USB ports?

Sorry for all of the questions, the casing looks sleek and reminds me of an Android TV case that my friends and I had worked on. I'm just wondering why you have 2 USB ports on your ASIC miner.

Wow! This is like the 3rd ASIC vendor this week, anymore and we'll all lose track. Can you zoom in on your YouTube video, the screen rendering is a little too blurry? Also, can you post images of the chips/board,etc...

Also, why does your ASIC Miner have a TF card slot? Can you provide more details on the ports?

Thank you for your feedback, and we're not interested in trading.

Moore's Law, there will be better tech in 2 years...

I think the real joke is right here:
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=146319.0

Yes, we're not interested in the trade markets.

1) Free market capitalism is the best path to prosperity, and you can trust different vendors and choose different services. We're not for everybody.
2) If we sell less than 100 Shares we'll put it to a vote--refund or purchase smaller units, like a few SC Singles.
3) The extra money goes into maintenance and administrative fees. For example we'll have additional insurance for the MiniRig, and we'll have to pay a Use Tax in Minnesota for purchase of the MiniRig. Also we're paying for 2 years of colocation at our top notch data center. Everybody wants redundant power, redundant internet, 99.999999 uptime, etc.. those things don't come cheaply. After 2 years, it's nowhere near $15,000.
4) That's sort of insulting to Bitcoiners we feel that there should be a long term plan, and trading shares invites scams.
5) We feel that the MiniRig will be profitable for 2 years, and after 2 years it wouldn't be profitable. It's really that simple.
6) The goal is to double everybody's money.

I'm also going by the past history of the FPGA MiniRig--which seemed much better than the other units

Thanks! My friends and I run a design studio in Minneapolis, MN. We're taking payments via BitPay, the shopping cart script doesn't have a denotation for Bitcoins, so a dollar amount is initially listed. When you pay it will be to be in Bitcoins. If you don't believe me, try adding the Share into the cart type in some bogus info, it'll at some point ask you for Bitcoins. BitPay was sent up so that I can also collect the email addresses and run the inventory of the remaining shares.

Once we hit a total of 100 Shares sold, we'll place an order with BFL and then start mining for a month. At the end-of-the-month totals are calculated then split into 100. Each owner of the share is contacted to ask for the wallet address and Bitcoin payments are sent out. Permanent wallets will work out the best. We'll do this for 2 years

During the  2 years we'll also post the monthly payout totals, stats of the MiniRig, pools that we have mined on, take votes when we hit crucial decisions regarding the MiniRig, etc...

Actually if the MiniRig could be overclocked that number might be better Also, if BFL doesn't meet the unit target (actually I really hope that all of the unit targets are met) the smaller units might not perform as well. Another reason for going with a larger unit is that there's more hashing power and a greater chance of discovering new blocks. Admin and maintenance costs are factored in per share. After 2 years I'm sure that BFL will have better tech that we'll want to buy

It's great feedback I think some people wouldn't want to bother with the maintenance and admin of an ASIC unit.

Yes, trust is difficult I've spent most of my time on the BFL forum since Nov, and some people would just give up rather than purchase an SC.

Great question! We just launched the project this afternoon. We didn't launch this earlier as we were hoping that someone with a first month or second month MiniRig would offer up a contract like this one--it looks like all of the early order guys are keeping the MiniRigs for themselves. However, it might be that MiniRigs get built sooner or later so we'd thought that we'd give it the old college try

More details are on the FAQs page:
http://kickasscolocation.com/ka100/?page_id=2

To invest you'd go to the Products page on the website here's the link for your convince:
http://kickasscolocation.com/ka100/?page_id=5

The main page of http://kickasscolocation.com/ka100/ will be used to provide updates such as status of shares sold, and when we sold all of the shares the status of our MiniRig order will also be posted as well.

Lol, out of the 3 banners this one was the most fun and yes it's not super professional, but we wanted to make a splash and grab your attention

You know it's easy to criticize and it's hard to create We're going for it and I'm not going to run away with the coins. I've done my research and figured out how we can run profitably for 2 years.