Because you look like exactly the MSDN scammer, for example not willing to deal with escrow, and other things I won't tell you.
Some scammers are stupid because invest same time creating and buying bitcointalk accounts, lying and making excuses. The same ammount of time invested in creating accounts will provide much more profit, but some people is mentally ill and enjoys scamming or are too stupid to see the numbers, or maybe both things at same time...