It seems like none of us live on hell

I heard it from some sensationalized news site about that guy who bought a pizza for bitcoins worth a shit ton of money now.  To see that thread still being bumped makes me happy.

Nothing beats playing snake on a monochromatic phone screen for hours upon hours upon hours....

Actually not.  They're really useful for learning to type since the tactile feedback will clearly tell you when you've done the keystrokes.  I actually prefer not to use mechanical keyboards now since I can type relatively proficiently at an alright speed (85 consistently) without the usage of mechanical keyboards.

Don't listen to these non believers!  You have the opportunity to make millions of dollars! Don't let this opportunity pass! 

In other news, I'm also willing to invest your money.  Guaranteed 3000% return in a week, just need an initial investment of a couple hundred thousand dollars.

I still believe in the one and holy Satoshi.  I pray for the day that he will walk among us again.

A relic from the internet 6, 8 years ago.

Not as exciting as the other stories, but when I was new to shooting, I sort of casually pointed the pistol at my instructor and he freaked the fuck out.  I learned my lesson though.

This short film:
http://vimeo.com/112398958

I was incredibly impressed by it and it sort of reminded me of Forest Gump.  Absolutely amazing cinematography, acting and voice acting.

Talking down to "noobs" as if you actually understand said topic.  Shit like this is brought up very often by smart asses like yourself.  If you'd actually read the forum, you'd see that the last time something like this was posted was a few days ago.

I sleep 3 hours twice a day.  Night jobs tend to mess your sleeping schedule up

I watch Modern Family, but I would consider the show to be complete crap.

Hey man.  Believe the sensationalist hype

On the internet, yes.  In real life, no.

If you don't know how to program or even want to learn, why did you even try to use Ubunutu?  Was it because it's free?  Mac and Windows are much better consumer OS's. 
If you don't even know how to use the OS, then switching to it for increased security is a bit of a pipe dream.

All hail Satan!

What would reporting a scam website to google possibly do?

This definitely isn't overdone and still is absolutely hilarious /s

Man, it grew up so fast...