*shamelessly bumps thread*

Oh man, hope no one realizes the site launched on the 18th day of August.

What are the odds that there are like 4 people on this forum, and we're all just sitting here chuckling about how we've got everyone fooled?

Here's the rest of the payouts: https://blockchain.info/tx/ab4f9baeaf51f667eef8c432d13fd894e7a5f674c7183a74722c6d383256de3f

JoeMattie, Yakamoto, and KimNam will are all out for the next rotation, I'll have new participants posted soon.

Thanks for your patience!

Hey guys,

I can't apologize enough for the delay! I still feel pretty crappy but I promise I'll do my best to make sure everyone is fairly compensated for supporting dice.ninja, and I really appreciate the help from espringe and others!

More soon.

Sorry, I've been really sick for a little over a week.

Everyone please stop acknowledging this tumor, he feeds on attention. He's either very stupid, or trolling very hard, either way I can't figure out what it is this malignant man wants or is trying to demonstrate from a single word he's written, so I have to assume the only thing he's lusting after is the same thing his parents so negligently denied him from: simple acknowledgment of his pathetic and small existence on a tiny blue dot he's never paused to comprehend.

He seems confused and scared, blundering around message boards, blathering the kind of mindless drivel only a truly isolated and spiteful mongoloid could conceive of. Terrified by his own inability to comprehend his experiences he lashes out frantically at anyone attempting to accomplish more than he himself is capable, limited though that might be, in order to provide some proof of his competence and indeed his very being. I find him a tragic figure, like an gorilla in a concrete jungle, hunting for twigs and berries, eventually he will pause and wonder "Where have the others like me gone?" but by that point it will be far too late. Like a mesopotamian god king, his empire has fallen, and all those that fed his power though their conviction of belief have long since been absorbed into extinction by his own ego, and the comfortable existence which defined him has been snuffed out, leaving him on weak legs standing: a small animal eating breakfast under billions of stars.

BBmmBB, you have garnered nothing but the disrespect of your peers through your actions. I urge you to consider your actions and words more carefully in the future and perhaps take the time to learn about how dice.ninja works, we've given you all the tools necessary to demonstrate the faulcity of your claims entirely without our intervention, and many here, as well as myself would be more than happy to take the time to help you learn, if you are willing to take the time to listen, but I do not believe you will.

Hey guys, really sorry, feeling a bit better today, should have everybody paid out later tonight.

We have one, but I make a point of never assuming anything my users are telling me is false.

I think that musta been it.

Anyone else having a problem? It's up as far as I can tell.

Awesome, keep us updated!

I think AK is the only one left that can afford it.

Ak keeps tearing it up, at least this should make players feel a bit more comfortable.

Yeah, he seems a wee bit shady.

Site seems to be running quickly today, at least the back end. I think we may have resolved any speed issues from before!

Maybe get ahold of me in the chat, haven't had anyone else report that error?

Otherwise things seem to be running pretty smooth.

We're back!

10 minutes of downtime while a malaysian holyman attempts to purge the ghosts from the server.

Not site owned, have a testing environment for stuff like that.

ran a quick query and it looks like those 8 users have 1,296,187 bets and counting. They're placing a lot, and we could stop them to resolve some of the slowness, but my test env runs about 150 bet per second on reduced hardware, which is significantly more than we're getting in prod right now, so it seems like that would be treating a symptom not the cause.

Debugging still not giving conclusive results. Beginning to consider ancient and dark methods of debugging involving a chicken head and the reincarnated spirit of Dennis Ritchie.

It's a little over complicated right now, I'm working on a small redesign now, and hopefully it'll be much easier to navigate soon.

Hmm, I'll have to look into this a little more. You're sure you're ordering the table correctly?

Kinda like dice.ninja, that by the way, is once again open for buisness.