Who among you will answer The Great Satoshi's call?

Who among you will spread the GLORY of Bitcoin?

For those who stand for Bitcoin will be truly blessed.

All who use Bitcoin are touched by The Great Satoshi's GLORY, for we are all his chosen people.

It is our sacred duty to spread his Gift to the people of the world.

Those who hold bitcoin are The Great Satoshi's chosen people.

We must rise up and spread the GLORY of Bitcoin.

That is how we will free the people from their government overlords.

NO MORE will banks and corporations rule us!

NO MORE will we cower in fear of thier jack booted thugs!

NOW is our time to be FREE!

And The White Papers shall lead us there!

Listen well, followers of The Holy Bitcoin

For The White Paper will guide us to GLORIOUS freedom!

But first, you must BELIEVE!!

The Great Satoshi is the one true Messiah

For he blessed the world with BITCOIN

Bitcoin will overcome all of its hurdles and Unite the world as the One True Currency

Blessing the world by spreading the Glory of Bitcoin!

Bitcoin will unite the world as The One True Currency.

Soon all will know of it's Glory

Bitcoin is the worlds Savior.

The One True Currency.

Bitcoin does not need to Co-opt an old religion, for it is the One True Currency.

Soon all will see the Glory that is Bitcoin,

and on that day, the world will Unite and Rejoice!

It is an honor to have fellowship with others who are excited about Bitcoin and eager to share it's Glorious Message.

Behold, the power of Bitcoin in all of it's Infinite Glory

Truly we are all Blessed to be in it's presence.

Truly, Bitcoin is infallible and could never be destroyed from such devilish tricks.

The world governments will never be able to prevent Bitcoin from spreading across the globe, for it is the One True Currency.

Sell your Bitcoins my son, and be Blessed.

Blessed is he who gives away Bitcoins, for they are The Great Satoshi's ultimate gift to mankind.

However, the world was not ready for Bitcoin.

They could not comprehend Their Savior in all of its infinite glory, and so The Great Satoshi created a holy manuscript to guide them.

He named his Holy Work The White Paper.

The Angels cried from the heavens as the world Rejoiced

There was once nothing but sadness and corruption in the world.  

The people were willing slaves to their governments and peers. They worked all day and received nothing but worthless paper in return.

This paper was backed by nothing, and created and taken at will by those in power.

It was Evil, and the people suffered.



Then The Genesis Block was created, and It was so beautiful that The Great Satoshi wept.  For it was Perfect.

The worlds Savior had been born.

Doubters will fall, just like the demons that run our governments.

Only allegiance to Bitcoin can save you.

I have risen from purgatory to guide my Bitcoin flock to the gates of enlightenment, as the prophesies of The Great Satoshi foretold!

Soon, we will rise, and the nations of the world will crumple under our mighty feet.  The world is ours.

Rejoice!!

For now is the time of our coming!