My pickup phrase was: Hi there, I saw a lighting streak just now, that's how you arrived.
1)She slaps me
2)She laughs
3)Her boyfriend cames by.
Well, I personally know how make a girl laugh, and so on, that's why in my past I've been the lover of a couple of married women, I admit it, but now I'm happy to have found the love of my life, but still, to marry her I need to gather as much money/bitcoin as possible, so I will need to work harder than what I'm doing now.

Well, since someone took out the question on why I do my sits on the toilet is because of that reason, and yes I eat fiber and water and nothing happens, well I go o the toilet 1 time more per week.
I usually had sessions of 2 times a day for that, now barely 2 times per week,I think God listened to my prayer too specifically when I said make me go to the toilet less times. Next time I will be more specific.