Lol, now I am ocminer too, I'm honoured.
If you read my posts, e.g. QCoin, I was pointing out that it is a shitcoin with bugs in it. So now I'm the dev. Lol.
For Woodcoin I compiled a wallet because I wanted to use it on Windows and the dev didn't provide a wallet.
Unobtanium is Bryce Weiner's coin, so now I'm Bryce Weiner too. Lol.
You've gone full retard with your conspiracies.
P.S. I posted in Bitcoin threads too, so therefore I could be Satoshi!