Okay, I'll do it.
I would like the conditions in your post as well as a quick chat to share your opinion on a website and a little bug I am experiencing. It shouldn't be very extensive and if you know what you're doing, the chat will probably be like 10 minutes. This may be favorable to you, as I will offer a positive public opinion on your development knowledge if you're able to solve the issue.
That does not replace the interest or repayment of the loan, though, which is marginal for a loan like this - which is why I included the above paragraph.
If you agree, please post your address and send me your Skype info.