I'm speculating that tomorrow 1 BTC = 1 BTC.

This is merely my opinion, and should not be construed as investment advice.

If the problem is that you just want to convert AUD to USD and your bank's exchange rate sucks (and they always do), just get an online broker like Interactive Brokers and exchange your cash using the real market rate and a generally insignificant transaction fee.

Bitcoin isn't magic. You earn Bitcoins like you earn any other currency...

I'm voting for yes, but I have no clue when that will happen again.

Managing a Bitcoin-denominated fund of funds: https://bitcoinfof.com/

We invest in other funds, ETFs, etc. We recently released a Bitcoin market index (for btct.co) as well as a Litecoin market index (litecoinglobal.com) to track the market capitalization-weighted movement of stocks.