note: this method is very BLACKHAT (not-so-legal)
found a vunerability in a hosting website, they have 10 different datacenters you can generate vps' on each account on the site (up to 8 cpu cores, 16gb ram)
i'll teach you how to make an account and make the vps, and how to install windows 7 on it (has to be kvm-compatible [virtio])
Prices:
1st copy - $50
2nd copy - $100
3rd copy - $150
4th copy - $200
5th copy - $250
copies sold - 0
escrow accepted, please PM me on bitcointalk for more information on this