Directness and honesty works best at times. Give it a shot
At other times, the seemingly artless is meant to appear that way to the dull and literal-minded. Perhaps a false flag? Jaredboice & this thread, for instance...

CAP LOCK = CRUISE CONTROL 4 COOL!!!11!11!one

A less armpitty location also wouldn't hurt

"These things can’t happen without some enabling technology," Friend!
Bitcoin really needs 21 Inc's Bitcoin computer, not bickering and unscientific guessing!
The 21 Inc. Bitcoin computer provides a complete turnkey solution with its fully pre-installed software stack, and that's science we all can use more of. You can even use the 21 Bitcoin Computer as a full node, as it comes with a factory-installed copy of the Blockchain, a tool for making passive income at home by selling access to your software and assets for bitcoin.  

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The 21 Bitcoin Computer was produced with funding from Qualcomm, Cisco, and Andreessen Horowitz. Keep away from open flames and small children.

That's already a [as always, poorly documented] Bitcoin feature @ the protocol level.

Remember how you bought BTC @ $420 even though kind people warned you not to?
That was your mistake #1.
Mistake #2 is failing to pre-order the 21 Bitcoin Computer, the first computer with native hardware and software support for the Bitcoin protocol, which you should do right now by going to https://21.co/buy/

And never buy another bitcoin again! 21 Inc's revolutionary Bitcoin computer will make them for you, automatically!
Invisibly, in the background, while you work, download pornography, or buy goods & services on Mysterious Dark Net Markets!

"Plug in your 21 Bitcoin Computer to get a stream of bitcoin on your Mac, Windows, or Linux laptop."

*Ask me about 21 Inc's patented Trinary Logic at the next 21 Inc meetup!

The problem of scaling has already been addressed by 21 Inc's Bitcoin computer, which provides a complete turnkey solution with its fully pre-installed software stack.
Which reminds me, have you considered pre-ordering 21 Inc's revolutionary Bitcoin computer?

He doesn't even understand the trinary logic blockchain as implemented in 21 Inc Bitcoin computer.
No wonder he bought @ $420

21 Inc's Bitcoin computer can stick twice as many bits in a block already, and it makes you money.

Ma sent me money now
I'm gonna make it somehow
I need another chance
You see your baby loves to dance
Yeah...
          yeah...
                      yeaah

Down down down. As if someone knew something...

As long as they keep the NSA backdoor and doomsday code, who cares what happens to the block size?

MMM minions downloaded LOICs, trying to silence me. GG, ponzi promoters, moved BTC up by $10, but you can't silence the truth forever -- like keeping a big, colorful balloon under water.
Back down we go

Now?

Oy. This is not at all what I was promised

^^ Seems like you might have a point

Unless you're up for offering the homeless a room in your house, the homeless will stay homeless 'til the community deals with the problem.
That's why society works -- because Bob don't have to take 'individual responsibility' for the nuclear reactor to have nuclear power, and don't need to do home surgery to have medical care. He 'expects others' to do it, and they, in turn, expect Bob to do his part, like pay his frickin' taxes instead of ratting away the money he stole from his community, and stashing it in internet magical beans.
The DIY ethic only takes you so far, life is a collective/cooperative, not individual/competitive, sport.

'Morning all! Y'all had a nice sleep?
How 'bout some boiling-hot coffee and day-old doughnuts? Don't that sound nice?
Gotta eat you know, if y' wanna keep y'self 'bove ground, that is!
Another big day today, yes yes! Another big day.

I don't doubt it tho. Bitcoin, like crack, brings out the best in people