I need an exchange

You can't kill a gay fish.

May 9 Update:

As most of you have noticed, it's been pretty quiet around Coinye. Some have taken this for a bad sign. Some people have even been extremely pessimistic in the chat lately. A few things are still going on. A new pool has come to our attention, as well as a new exchange

The lolsuit has another deadline today, but it's probably going to be more of the same. Don't worry about it and also don't expect any miracles out of it.

The thing that's really good so far, is that Coinye isn't dead. If there's one point Coinye has to make absolutely clear, it's that cryptocurrencies can't be banned or otherwise "undone" by lawyers or lawmakers. No matter how low the hashing power, no matter how low the monetary value, the fact it's still running, has not skipped a block since its inception, is a great win in and of itself.

The legal matters are often used as arguments why there are no exchanges, and lack of exchanges is often used as an argument why the price is low. A few notes on that: there are exchanges. There's always Ripple. The price is low because people are lazy, pessimistic, and don't realize Coinye is abundent by nature. In other words: the low price is both fair and fine. You can still mine and make a nice little profit.

Speaking of mining, The New Official Site is still missing a bunch of mining pools. If you own or know a mining pool that's not listed there, please join the chat!

Keep mining that shit! Everything is going to be alright!

Updated Gift Card Template Album:

http://imgur.com/a/i7Ilp

Feel free to paste private keys and load the wallets with Coiyne and hand them out to people!

Also, if anyone is able to create an automatic gift card generation program for the website please let me know!

It's not disabled, there are just sell orders at 1 satoshi that need to be bought before you will see 1 satoshi buy orders start to stack.

Be careful not to infringe on the COINYE WEST trademark! He always finds a way to be irreperably harmed by things.

If anyone with good design skills can make a paper wallet for Coinye that's a little easier on printer ink, I would love you!!

Here's what we have so far:

Kanye suffers irreperable harm very easily, so I'd be careful

I didn't think to but I just set up an F1k donation address: 5Z7Ls79CCbEgoUFzrnhUCD58wsTJdbsDkM

F1k

Please help our friend getting sued (video interview)!

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/video/coinye-continues-despite-legal-threats-131002585.html

Updated OP with Twitter contest info.

Updated Bounties section with a link to the live bounty list on coinyethecoin.com and also included a screenshot.

Anyone have any question or ideas?

Stay splashy!!

It's a real life satire that the "masses" can relate to. Humor goes a long way. If Bitcoin and Litecoin and Dogecoin are struggling to really hit that "mass adoption" phase, Coinye can help. It's something people can relate to in real life and we, the devs, are working on making everything about using the coin as simple as possible, things like One-Click Pool Mining so no users have to understand what's going on "under the hood" to start receiving Coinye. "What, I just download this program, install it, click a button, and my computer starts generating free Coinye? Awesome!"

We also were the first coin to make a Youtube tipping bot, setting the precedent for other coins. Go look at the comments sections of Youtube videos. Bitcoin, Litecoin, Vertcoin, Mastercoin, Feathercoin, none of these really fit in with that croud (as awesome as all other cryptocurrencies are!). Coinye fits that bill. It's satirical, it's relatable, it doesn't take itself seriously AT ALL.

We are ultimately trying to be a large gateway into cryptocurrencies for an untapped market. If you support cryptocurrencies, please support us. We are only trying to serve the community at large and we have no gripes against any other coin.

Coinye Game Developers LIVE Q&A Video Session:
http://www.twitch.tv/valzargaming

Happening right now!

Coinye Game Developers LIVE Q&A Video Session:
http://www.twitch.tv/valzargaming

Happening right now!