I'm 1,000 years old with a long white beard. You can call me father time.

Do we know anything?

I had some juice.

Nice. It'd probably burn out your miner pretty fast, though. As the pipe could act as a heat sink, I could be wrong. The closed in area seems to be a bad idea, though.

I like the Half-Life series.

Sergeant Wire at your service.

Swiss cheese, roast beef, bakery bread, lettuce, microwave. Yep, that tastes good, especially with the microwave on top.

I'd have to say $username.

It'll get back up again. It's still a fledgeling market.

My foot was not invented. It just sort of grew there.

Jack the Stripper

It's the bullocks. Heh Well, at least winter is around the corner, eh mate?

I play my own built in wind instrument. Heh! Well, in all seriousness, I used to play the guitar, but I wasn't that good at it.

I think tattoos look quite stylish on black people if they're done right. It's all personal taste though.

To each there own. Personally I think feminine gay guys are amusing to watch. I'm comfortable in my own sexuality, but I'm not gay. I've had friends who are gay. Some gay people like more feminine people, while others like masculine men.

I'll tell you what I know about this, but I'd investigate it further as I'm nore of a software developer than a hardware security guy. Get a nice fiber optic connection to your datacenter and create some kind of relay station in it. You should have your DNS point to various IPs that host the website. (I think) Make the system check which IP has the lowest load and send people to that IP. In order to mitigate a DNS DDoS, create lots of DNS entries with your domain registrar so that various DNS servers answer the call. That's the reason you have back up DNS name servers in the first place. The registrar tells ICANN what your name servers are and ICANN always can (haha) stay up.

As long as you do all of that, you should be able to mitigate a DDoS attack.

I enjoy partying when I can, but mainly I stay in. Sometimes I take a walk. God my life sounds very boring...

Why would you do that to someone you care about? That's fucked up.

Skype is part of the nsa's stuff, so team speak.

I never caught that. I'll smoke the toke when it's at 420.