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Re: Offer For Chinese Students
by
erick
on 30/03/2011, 08:49:32 UTC
Make me laugh.  I like to laugh at some good Chinese humor.  If you write or translate some jokes then I might pay you.  If you send a photo of yourself doing something funny, I might pay you.  I may post what you create on my blog bitcoinblogger.com.  Thank you.

Here is what I will pay:

If I smile: 0.05 BTC
If I make a laughing smirk (closed mouth): 0.15 BTC
If I laugh out loud (low): 0.35 BTC
If I laugh out loud (medium): 0.50 BTC
If I laugh out loud (maximum): 1.0 BTC
If I roll on the floor laughing: 100 BTC

If you translate a Chinese joke then post it in this thread.  If you think you have a 100 BTC pic you made yourself send it to:

bitcoin.cryptocurrency@gmail.com

I may decline this offer at any time depending how my mood is for day and how many people have tried to make me laugh.  I have paid out my bounties 100% of the time.  Don't forget to post your bitcoin address along with your submission.

Wedding night, upset the bride tells the groom.


She has something to confess to him.


The bridegroom say:


"Honey, that's ok. I know you skip the strip."


The bride said: "but I will confess is in before."


The bridegroom asked:


"Don't you say you've Bohemian, very not self-respect?"


The bride said:


"Yes, I haven't after sex-change surgery before..."
do you laugh。。:-)
bitcoins address;1QJ7oYvH7aMrtGPUjb7dhLx6QcQh6X3Sgb
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Re: offer new ideas
by
erick
on 29/03/2011, 11:24:41 UTC
1QJ7oYvH7aMrtGPUjb7dhLx6QcQh6X3Sgb   thankyou。。my friend

1 BTC sent  Smiley
thank you..anything alse i can do for you。。
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joke about Chinese and English
by
erick
on 29/03/2011, 06:35:00 UTC
 Cheesy,,joke is a good food,you can get much happy form it,
i think every people need it.do you think so?O(∩_∩)O~
i will give a example:he friend ask a mental sluggishness of man: brokenhearted?
Man: no, I fell in love.
Friend: that you should be happy?
Man: in love too deep I can't swim, she pushed me up down, oneself ran!
chinese---(朋友问一精神萎靡的男人:失恋了?
男人:没有,我坠入爱河了。
朋友:那你应该高兴啊?
男人:爱河太深我不会游泳,她把我推下来,自己跑了)
do you like it,i waiting for you.
 bitcoin address:1QJ7oYvH7aMrtGPUjb7dhLx6QcQh6X3Sgb
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jokebook,,
by
erick
on 28/03/2011, 12:50:08 UTC
i have  some jokebooks 。i thank joke is a good thing,if
you Are in blue,if you Are not in yourself,and you just want have a happy time ,i wil meet with you,   
haha,,,my jokebook is Chinese and English.so it is useful.when you see it,you can learn Chinese,so i am waiting for your news。。。the price is 10 bitcoins .the jokebook is about 20 to 30 pages,,
address;1QJ7oYvH7aMrtGPUjb7dhLx6QcQh6X3Sgb
thank you !
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Re: offer new ideas
by
erick
on 28/03/2011, 12:25:26 UTC
(Erick, what is your address? I will send you 1 BTC because you deserve it and you made be laugh.)

How sweet of you!

Definitely love all the altruism in this community.
1QJ7oYvH7aMrtGPUjb7dhLx6QcQh6X3Sgb,,thankyou。。
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Re: offer new ideas
by
erick
on 28/03/2011, 12:23:15 UTC
Lol, I love the terseness of this angry smiley.

(Erick, what is your address? I will send you 1 BTC because you deserve it and you made be laugh.)
1QJ7oYvH7aMrtGPUjb7dhLx6QcQh6X3Sgb   thankyou。。my friend
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Re: offer new ideas
by
erick
on 26/03/2011, 06:11:40 UTC
 Angry
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Re: Chinese humorous
by
erick
on 23/03/2011, 08:06:30 UTC
ok  thangyou,i will
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Re: offer new ideas
by
erick
on 23/03/2011, 08:05:23 UTC
why。。 Sad
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Re: offer new ideas
by
erick
on 20/03/2011, 06:50:29 UTC
:)if you have trouble in some business questions or you need some good ideas.

I might be interested in your service.  

I would like to know more about payment methods available to the Chinese.  I recently read UnionPay's agreement with CitiBank to allow UnionPay cardholders to use their credit and debit cards in seven other countries in Asia:
  http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2011-03-10/citigroup-lets-some-asian-merchants-accept-china-unionpay-cards.html

The author of the article didn't specify when that service was expected to be rolled out.  Additionally, the subject of fees wasn't addressed.  I'm curious to know if there will be a surcharge, or instead will the transaction occur at the current exchange rate with no additional fees.

The answers to these questions will likely require a phone call to UnionPay.

For this effort I am willing to pay 1 BTC.  If you complete this, you will then be eligible for another 1 BTC for a task that should likely take you just 5 minutes should you wish to do that task as well.

Credit Card
Paypal
Real-Time Bank Transfer
iDeal
giropay
ING Home'Pay
eps Online-Uberweisung
sofortüberweisung
eCard
More…
Offline Payment Methods
Bank Transfer
Paying with PayPal

1.  PayPal enables you to send payments quickly and securely online using a credit card or bank account.
2.  When you select PayPal as the payment method, you go to the PayPal site, where you can send your payment.
3.  Advantages:

Payment is traceable. You can trace the status of your payment using your PayPal account.
Payment does not require you to use your credit card online (you can transfer directly from your bank account). DHgate doesn't see your credit card number (it is safely encrypted through PayPal's server), which limits the risk of unauthorized use.
Paying with a credit card 

1. When you select Credit Card as the payment method, you will be taken to a site where you can pay your order.
2. Advantages:
Payment is traceable.
Payment is immediate and convenient. Payment is deposited directly into DHgate's account.
Credit card companies typically provide some level of identity and purchase protection. Listed below are links to some popular credit card protection policies:
- Visa's Zero Liability
- MasterCard Zero Liability
 
Real-Time Bank Transfer

Real-time bank transfer facilitates immediate online authorization of available funds. It offers quick payment and guarantees security for you either as a merchant (as payments are non-reversible) or as a consumers (as it works via their own online bank application). It is also more cost-effective, especially for higher value transactions.

There are more than 20 payment methods of real-time bank transfer available, which cover several countries, such as:

iDeal in the Netherlands
giropay in Germany
ING Home'Pay in Belgium
eps Online-Überweisung in Austria
sofortüberweisung in Germany and Austria
eCard in Poland
More…
When you make the payment, all available payment methods will be listed in your payment information page, which are customized as per your billing address. The system will identify the available payment methods of real-time bank transfer and provide the all that apply to you, depending on your billing address. As shown below, you can pay in your local currency:

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Re: offer new ideas
by
erick
on 20/03/2011, 06:41:50 UTC
It is still not clear what you are offering.
offer new ideas ,offer Chinese traditional goods。。。
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Re: Chinese humorous
by
erick
on 20/03/2011, 06:36:08 UTC
Perhaps you should get people to pay first before you tell the joke.
but i want to offer some examples to attract some people eyes。so。。。。。
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Chinese humorous
by
erick
on 20/03/2011, 00:09:14 UTC
 if you like it, :)i will give you .if you see my short humorous,you did not laugh. you dont pay .the price is 0.5 bitcoins one,
this is a example:笑话:苹果牌笔记本
  有家公司举办新年晚会,一员工经过重重考验,进入到了抽奖环节。台下同事都在起哄:“苹果!苹果!苹果!”
  结果他真的抽到一张字条:苹果牌笔记本!
  正在他激动万分之时,司仪缓缓地递给他一个礼品包,里面有一个苹果、一副牌、一个笔记.
translation:Joke: apple laptops
Have companies, a New Year party employees held by heavy test, into a lottery link. Bizet colleagues are in the noise: "apple! Apple! Apple!"
Result he really to draw a note: apple laptop
When he is thrilled, MC slowly handed him a gift bag, inside have an apple, a deck of cards, a notes.
do you like it。。
my  Bitcoin Payment Address is:
1QJ7oYvH7aMrtGPUjb7dhLx6QcQh6X3Sgb
                                                                                     thankyou
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teach Chinese
by
erick
on 18/03/2011, 08:44:20 UTC
Are you interested in Chinese,do you want to learn ,i can teach you.because i am Chinese people.i can teach you .i can teach some grammars,an idiomatic phrase,some customer,even some beautiful place,i can also tell you 。if you have some trouble,tell me
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offer new ideas
by
erick
on 18/03/2011, 08:33:48 UTC
 :)if you have trouble in some business questions or you need some good ideas.i will try my best to help you,i need some bitcoins。because my English teacher have given me a task,so i must finish it 。if not.i will failed in this course.i will be here for you
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Re: Offer For Chinese Students
by
erick
on 18/03/2011, 08:14:57 UTC
i will want to try,if you are be serious。
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sell some traditional Chinese goods or service what you want
by
erick
on 18/03/2011, 08:12:09 UTC
 :)hello everyone,i am chinese students .now i study in the tradition chinese medicine of jiangxi university which is in China。my teacher asks us to earn money,in order to improve our English levels 。if we did not complete the homework。we wil failed. Sad。。。。。so we decided sell something about traditional Chinese goods or service what you want..i will be always here waiting for you。thank you!