Okay I solved this problem by doing a double spend.

For all future readers:

What I did was export the private keys off of Blockchain and into my own wallet (bitcoin-qt). Then I made a payment to myself. This one got confirmed, which makes the older one a double spend.

After a while, the old ones that never confirmed should disappear.

I try to rebroadcast but the network propogation is 0% with 0 nodes. I manually do it in bitcoin-qt and it says:

64: dust (code -26)

Is there a way to send it to miners who are willing to mine this? I'm sure there are miners out there but the other nodes are just refusing to relay this transaction to them.

Blockchain says: Within 6 Blocks (Medium Priority)

Hey guys,

I've sent two fairly small transactions, but they are not confirming.

https://blockchain.info/tx/5f7905e66144bf6e06ce59a83b71d16e415c6859bddd5f0c646b7d78209cee4f
https://blockchain.info/tx/2fd4330ce93de48f78be4cd9426607e12dbd6696b9708edce1305084c0e71fa3

I did send it with a fee, and they are not spam. In fact, I also sent this one which did confirm, for some reason:

https://blockchain.info/tx/8a6bda1f78fab80ae2521b42805afa79df23d2bc9752a26a74e69a058131c59a

So why is it that those two won't confirm for a day but this one did?

I'm thinking of manually relaying the two transactions to Eligius, which does support small transactions. I think it's a matter of other nodes simply not relaying it, as they think it is spam. So how can I manually relay these? When I try to do a raw send in bitcoin-qt, an error comes up: dust

If I had one entire Bitcoin, I'd convert it to fiat when the exchange rate is high (hmm...say like $120-$130). Then, when Bitcoin drops value (like $70-$80) I would convert them back. Now I get more Bitcoins haha. Lather, rinse, repeat. 
Unlike gambling, there is virtually no risk. You end up with either Bitcoins or fiat anyway, plus if you do this with like, say, 100 BTC, you could actually get a decent profit margin.

Hey you can build your own, you know. Just get a switching regulator of the same voltage and higher amperage. I'm not advertising, but I recommend you check out some electronics supply stores like Jameco or Mouser.

P.S. I'm a DIY guy so I would know 

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