To cchadwicka
You write some doubtful facts.
You wrote that you opened your account and bought bitcoins on June 3, 2011 for $ 116.
But this account was opened on March 01, 2011.
February 9 - Bitcoin has reached a psychologically important mark - parity to the US dollar (1 BTC = 1 USD).
Therefore, for $ 116 you could buy 116 BTC but not 79,956 BTC !!!
Even if we assume that you could have redeemed bitcoins from someone at half price (i.e., 0.5 USD each), then for a maximum of $ 116 you could buy 232 BTC but not 79956 BTC !!!