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Re: [OFFICIAL] Gebbit - Simple BTC Exchange - Gebbit Here!
for what purpose are you opening an officail thread and advertise your other official thread?! Шэь a little bit confused
I expect a huge number of similar topics soon:
Oh, no!!! They took all my money
They seemed to be so profitable and soooo confidential..
Din't trust hash mining!!!! I was soooo fucking stupid.
It happens all the time same way.
Boring
Oh, no!!! They took all my money
They seemed to be so profitable and soooo confidential..
Din't trust hash mining!!!! I was soooo fucking stupid.
It happens all the time same way.
Boring
The complete guide to verification on HITBTC - the most advanced exchange.
Go to https://hitbtc.com/ and click sign up and start trading. To be sure enough it's right place for trading, visit https://demo.hitbtc.com/terminal. You like it? Technology is great? Yeah, we did a nice job! Ready to get verified? Proceed to your account page and click Verification tab. So it begins:
- To deposit fiat currencies please verify your account. Would you like to verify your account now?
- Yes.
- Please, upload a picture of yourself with your passport, notary officer in a striped shirt and his licence, so that we could read every letter.
- Here you go.
- Uhhh, sorry, we forgot about the main thing there must be an air-valve in your anus. Please, avoid attaching fake photos.
- WHAT?
?.. Ok. Here it is.
- We apologize for any inconvenience, but the air-valve must be placed at least 3,5 cm deeper than on the provided photo.
- OMFG! Insane!!!!! Are you guys carzy???
- We have to follow strict rules of ALM/KYC policy.
- It's nonsense. Here is the photo you need.
- Please, check your new account status via https://hitbtc.com/account.
- Hm.... It's still unverified... Why?
- Thank you for cooperation. We are sad to notify you that your application was rejected by our compliance department.
- You're crzy fagots. Why? I did fucking everything you asked!!!!!
- According to our compliance procedures we do not grand verified status to users with such a pimply ass.
You failed.
Retry?_
Go to https://hitbtc.com/ and click sign up and start trading. To be sure enough it's right place for trading, visit https://demo.hitbtc.com/terminal. You like it? Technology is great? Yeah, we did a nice job! Ready to get verified? Proceed to your account page and click Verification tab. So it begins:
- To deposit fiat currencies please verify your account. Would you like to verify your account now?
- Yes.
- Please, upload a picture of yourself with your passport, notary officer in a striped shirt and his licence, so that we could read every letter.
- Here you go.
- Uhhh, sorry, we forgot about the main thing there must be an air-valve in your anus. Please, avoid attaching fake photos.
- WHAT?
?.. Ok. Here it is.- We apologize for any inconvenience, but the air-valve must be placed at least 3,5 cm deeper than on the provided photo.
- OMFG! Insane!!!!! Are you guys carzy?
??- We have to follow strict rules of ALM/KYC policy.
- It's nonsense. Here is the photo you need.
- Please, check your new account status via https://hitbtc.com/account.
- Hm.... It's still unverified... Why?
- Thank you for cooperation. We are sad to notify you that your application was rejected by our compliance department.
- You're crzy fagots. Why? I did fucking everything you asked!!!!!
- According to our compliance procedures we do not grand verified status to users with such a pimply ass.
You failed.
Retry?_
If and when hitbtc starts to live up to the promises it makes, I would consider moving some of my trading back to them, but as long as support replies always come with the bitter feeling of "I cant be bothered to care" and most important of all, as long as money simply gets "stuck" (or frozen or whatever you call it) it is nice to look at, but also as useless as a screensaver.
1000 % agree. The only thing I'm trying to call upon - stop hysteria like "mtgox", "bankrupcy" and so on.
That's a pity. It is one of the very few exchanges I have been using. I really liked the interface and the trading engine.
I think if they fail to get around the fiat problems, they should just make it a crypto-trading exchange and dump the fiat support. This way they can better focus on what they're good at.
it´s a pity indeed.I think if they fail to get around the fiat problems, they should just make it a crypto-trading exchange and dump the fiat support. This way they can better focus on what they're good at.
The engine and interface are really of high quality and if I am right about who wrote (/adapted) it it was made by someone with good experience in programming for paymentsystems and trading engines.
but (there is always a big but),
that level of professionalism showing in the technical aspects, was never reflected in the organisational structure (shell in a shell in a shell), their banking setup (qed), or the quality of support (you hardly ever got anything then a standard phrase as reply).
It is still an awsome bot-playground and I would surely recomend it for testing your bots (they even have a seperate "virtual" exchange - how awsome is that?), but when it comes to doing business it is reliability and support if something does not work as expected. And those reqirements are simply not met at all.
As you said,
it´s a pity.
I'm experiencing similar shit but on the opposite side. I use them for exchanging fiat to crypto. So, after providing ALL DAMN POSSIBLE documents (excluding a notarised copy of my underwear) they refused to verify my and said they will not accept any fiat deposits from me. So, I sent my last 1k euro, withdrew my coins (with no delay as always) and that was it.
Can I call them scammers? Definitely, no.
Can I expect more adequate service? Definitely, yes.
Forgot to mention, that with my last chat to support they dropped kinda hint, that they are working on this bottleneck. So we can expect some changes in the near future.
That's a pity. It is one of the very few exchanges I have been using. I really liked the interface and the trading engine.
I think if they fail to get around the fiat problems, they should just make it a crypto-trading exchange and dump the fiat support. This way they can better focus on what they're good at.
it´s a pity indeed.I think if they fail to get around the fiat problems, they should just make it a crypto-trading exchange and dump the fiat support. This way they can better focus on what they're good at.
The engine and interface are really of high quality and if I am right about who wrote (/adapted) it it was made by someone with good experience in programming for paymentsystems and trading engines.
but (there is always a big but),
that level of professionalism showing in the technical aspects, was never reflected in the organisational structure (shell in a shell in a shell), their banking setup (qed), or the quality of support (you hardly ever got anything then a standard phrase as reply).
It is still an awsome bot-playground and I would surely recomend it for testing your bots (they even have a seperate "virtual" exchange - how awsome is that?), but when it comes to doing business it is reliability and support if something does not work as expected. And those reqirements are simply not met at all.
As you said,
it´s a pity.
I'm experiencing similar shit but on the opposite side. I use them for exchanging fiat to crypto. So, after providing ALL DAMN POSSIBLE documents (excluding a notarised copy of my underwear) they refused to verify my and said they will not accept any fiat deposits from me. So, I sent my last 1k euro, withdrew my coins (with no delay as always) and that was it.
Can I call them scammers? Definitely, no.
Can I expect more adequate service? Definitely, yes.
My guess is when someone creates a "Bitcoin 2.0" without the reward half life, you would say "Oh, wait. We meant we need the ability to adjust the inflation through the use of some special private keys the government will hold and implement 'when the economy needs it'." Fuck off.
no not at all...
I dont know how the inflation will be adjusted. Different mining set up? Im not very tech savy when it comes to things like mining so I cant think of a way for it to work, but im sure some tech savy people here can figure out a way.
Re: Dell Begins Accepting Bitcoin on Its Website #goodnews #bitcoin
Whoa... I hate Dell computers, but still a full on Keanu "whoa" on this news.
I think dell is pretty decent compared to some one the other name brand's. I especially like their laptops
I said about a year ago that they had better let up on their gold suppression or watch bitcoin gain traction.
Well, guess what, assholes, here we are, and bitcoin is gaining traction.
And you'll find that bitcoin is all kinds of worse than gold ever was, easy to hide, easy to transport, easy to assay, hard to regulate, global in nature.
Well, guess what, assholes, here we are, and bitcoin is gaining traction.
And you'll find that bitcoin is all kinds of worse than gold ever was, easy to hide, easy to transport, easy to assay, hard to regulate, global in nature.
Re: How To Stop Bitcoin Banking; Give It A BitLicense In New York #bitcoinbanks
Read the Forbes article. The BitLicense requires Bitcoin banks to have 100% reserves ... just like Murray Rothbard and Hans Hoppe have called for.
It's a gol' darn anarcho-libertarian godsend!!!
It's a gol' darn anarcho-libertarian godsend!!!
I don't think that's the part people are annoyed about. I think it's about:
1)Identifying customers to prevent the bullshit crime of money laundering.
2)Demanding that businesses outside of NY prevent NY customers from accessing or using their services like it's their fucking job to perform free police work for NY.
3)Pay a bunch of money to get a bitlicense
4)Stifle things which clearly aren't (fiat <-> BTC) exchanges: hot wallets, mining pools. BTC->BTC doesn't need reserve proofs because the blockchain is the proof.
Re: Begining of the END for BTC. Bitcoin is becoming ultra regulated currency
These licences are total bullshit.
The purpose of Bitcoin is to free ourselves from this kind of tedious red tape and state involvement in personal finance.
Fuck the bureaucrats. This adds NOTHING to Bitcoin or its economy. Its just another source of drag that would seek to make Bitcoin no better than fiat currency after burying it in red tape.
The purpose of Bitcoin is to free ourselves from this kind of tedious red tape and state involvement in personal finance.
Fuck the bureaucrats. This adds NOTHING to Bitcoin or its economy. Its just another source of drag that would seek to make Bitcoin no better than fiat currency after burying it in red tape.
Wow they did this in 14 days!!! Good job!
I don't think this can be overstated. A company with nearly $60 billion in revenue implemented an entirely new payment system and has it up and running in 14 days. Mostly everyone has heard that Bitcoin can save on credit card processing fees but not everyone knows just how easy it is to implement and use.
Re: World Bank Report: Bitcoin is a ‘Naturally Occurring’ Ponzi
TL;DR: Every speculative bubble is a "naturally occurring ponzi".
Ok then.
Ok then.
Just like how a heart attack is a naturally occurring murder