Fun times!

Monero ded, pack it up boiz

Fluffypony arrested for fraud of 99,185 USD over 2009-2011, and fled South Africa during his trial.

Justice served!!
 

Hello people, what did i miss in the last 5 years?

Official HitBTC subreddit is credible enough, my sources speculate on the date.
https://www.reddit.com/r/hitbtc/comments/8hify8/monerov/

My hitbtc.com source says next week (21th - 25th May)

15 million XMV premined for the 2 devs! Talk about money grab..

Fluffy shills have been reporting the file so it has been deleted. Here's another link : https://my.mixtape.moe/aulury.pdf

Globee proposal leaked on irc, #monero-pools:

Dr. Mike Maltas Globee 'secret' proposal details are now here :  https://expirebox.com/download/6b629792384ed9ddd492e3c6cc40ed99.html

There's only one coin in existence today that provides full anonymity - Monero.

UASF rekt. Core rekt.

Can we trade fix coins here when the inevitable happens ? 

Good news!

Rumor is Chinese are waiting for RingCT to launder hacked/DNM bitcoins...
8btc forums, qq groups, private chat I've had with Chinese bot operators, everyone is expecting a huge influx of volume...

Chinese are also saying Bitfinex is about to launder 'hacked' btc very soon...

WARNING TO ALL POOL OPERATORS/INVESTORS

The upcoming fork will make ALL previous daemon versions obsolete.
ETH-like disaster in the making. One client. Many bugs. Scroll through #monero-devs  chat logs for proof.

Censorship on #monero-devs , question dev work and get banned.

Thanks.

Any updates to the protocol scheduled for the next hard fork ?  RingCT ?

0.2btc bounty to anyone who can compile the miner with cuda support on a Centos 6.5 (kernel 2.6.32-431.el6.x86_64).
Just make sure kernel stays the same (GLIBC issues)...

Name some zclassic pools please..

Just as I predicted..