Ok, so no one wants to buy my account. I just want to get rid of it now. But I can't let it go, I need more motivation... That's why I ask for your help.

When 1Kh74yfQKV7RqntjhFHtoTVbkHJnj2eZaY receives a donation of any amount, I'll either delete my account or give it to the donator, whichever is preferred.

Thank you for the temporary entertainment!

Are you willing to use your account as collateral?

Buy and sell accounts and offer related services.

You need to update this post. Even more positive feedback will be delivered next week. My deals are usually win-win, that's why.

I bid my account. It is worth 0.05 (or 0.025 if you're a female, but only today), so you will actually earn a cent on this.

Account trading is actually a profitable venture.

Happy hour: buy it now for 0.03 BTC, only this hour.

Reserved. Will sell this space for 0.00025 BTC.

Contact me if you want to buy or sell accounts. Why not start as a senior member or get a free lunch? You can even borrow or loan accounts, and hence invest in their growth or decline.

I'm interested, that's why I question your proposition. Without any projected returns, how do I know if I get anything back?

How am I supposed to compare your bid with others, even in the same space as yours?

Your proposition is weak, why would you share your profit?

Given any constant fee x, there exist amounts y such that 0.02y < x. Hence my service is not redundant.

I'm an experienced account trader. My clients are happy with my service and consider me trustworthy. I've provided the possibility to buy, sell, borrow, loan, short etc. for a long time, but not with this account, so apparently you can trade with worthless goods. And romneybucks are coming soon, PM me if interested.

I can provide such a service for you. I'll charge a markup of 2%, but that's life.

Accounts can be used as a currency just like bitcoins or romneybucks. If you see no future potential in accounts, then short them. You can borrow my account and sell it, and then buy it back for a cheaper price. I charge a markup of 15% in this case.

The happy hour is over. Minimum bid is now 0.05 BTC.

Don't get me wrong, it's still a good price. As an additional incentive, I'll halve the price for female users, but only today. This offer is not valid for users registered today, sorry about that.

PM me if you're selling your account. I know some interested buyers. I charge a markup of 10%.

Same here.

No, just no. Whatever he pays, I'll pay too if you don't do it. I'll give a bonus if you take that site down entirely.

raspcoin, you have to buy my account if you want to fix it. Sorry, but business is business.