Why are you so against a regular escrow deal?
As I mentioned a few times earlier in the thread, I need funds pretty badly right now. I was planning to keep this investment more long term (I've had it for over a year already), but this monetary issue is forcing me to sell.
Friedcat has been taking longer than normal to transfer shares (probably because of lack of dividends currently), so I can't have the coins locked up for an unknown amount of time when the reason for my auction is requirement of funds.
Guys, if you really think I'm here to scam, I understand your hesitation to bid -- feel free not to. Not really sure why I'd burn my forum account and a handle I've used on the internet since 1999 (yes it's connected to basically everything I use, real life things like FB, etc), for a little over grand, but hey this is bitcoin and I know how ripe the landscape is for scam (After all I was a Labcoin investor, an Avalon Batch 3 purchaser, and a TORWallet user

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You want my phone number? You want to skype? You want my passport? What would be satisfactory...? because I'm willing to do it.