The monkey question might be a little silly. But the fact that evolution is a hoax is true, and not funny at all.
Things like:
1. probability math,
2. Irreversible Complexity,
3. no beneficial mutations ever having been found, not even once,
4. no proof of missing links in the fossils,
all show that evolution is simply a hoax, used to build scientists up in the eyes of the people, so that the scientists can make money off them, one way or another.

you're argumenting the lack of evidence that science can give about the origens of us humans. but there is not a single theorie out there that can give the needed evidence. and how are scientists trying to make money from us any different then the priests who always where whealthy and had losts of gold while the rest of the people could hardly make a living?