You Cant Teach an Old Dog to Fly
A woman called our airline
customer-service desk asking if she could take her dog on board.
Sure, I said, as long as you provide your own kennel. I further explained that the kennel needed to be large enough for the dog to stand up, sit down, turn around, and roll over.
The customer was flummoxed:
Ill never be able to teach him all of that by tomorrow!