Quote from: Vlad2Vlad on October 07, 2013, 09:27:27 PM

I'm so tired of seeing so many CrapCoins pop up everyday and nobody at least admits their coin is total dogshit. So I'm Launching a new coin in hopes this will jump the CrapCoin Shark: SHIT.

ShitCoin will be the biggest POS coin you've ever seen. No, not Proof of Stake, that's absurd, but "Piece Of Shit" coin.

-- 100 Trillion coins - that's as shitty and absurdly ridiculous as any CrapCoin can possibility ever get.

http://i.imgur.com/jOVUUOz.jpg
100 TRILLION!!! Mhuwahahahhahahaa!!!

No Premine.

No instamine.

500,000,000 per block reward, halving every 2000 blocks (every 1.2 days).

Minimum block reward 1,000,000 coins.

Maximum of 100,000,000,000,000 coins. 100 Trillion! No more need to cringe at the thought of how many billions the next ShitCoin is gonna have. There is not an idiot big enough on this planet to top 100 Trillion. That's way beyond monopoly stupid.

.0001% stake after 69 days

60 second block times

Retarget every 4 hours

http://i.imgur.com/tBZYPEH.jpg?1

Reward Halving every 2000 blocks so nearly everyday. No more jumping around, hollering about "hurry up, get in before the reward halves." I hated hearing that shit with all those CrapCoins.

RPC/P2P Ports = 8505/8506

Needless to say, Satoshi never saw this shit coming: Not he, nor Einstein knew the limitless stupidity of people when exposed to a shitload of coins and the freedom to be very stupid.

Other shit you may need:

Newest SHT Client:

https://docs.google.com/file/d/0B5V5vln-sS3EX29kNzVUWXltUDA/preview

Newest SHT Source:

https://github.com/shitcoin/shitcoin

The first shit-pond/shit-puddle aka SHT Mining Pool:

http://sht.dsync.net/

http://sht.multiminer.org/

The first Public Toilet aka Block Explorer:

https://andarazoroflove.org/explorer/shitcoin/block_crawler.php

The first generous faucet aka shit-pipe, shoveling tons of SHT on all who want it:

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=307882.new#new

I would offer rewards for things like a merge mine patch but this is a shit coin which means there will never be any bounties paid out for even brilliant coding. I know, that's a real shitty policy, but that's kind of the whole idea of this exercise.

Important Note: You guys do realize if this shit does well it's gonna shame like 95% of all devs and all coins out there.

This is the shit yardstick!

Every coin is gonna be compared to "that ShitCoin" and if you can't do better than that, then "it's time to 51 your shit". Hahaa!

Why are you swearing like crazy?

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