👽 FAPALIEN — The Fapping Alien from the Depths of the Blockchain
Welcome to Planet FAP. Here, blockchain is pure pleasure, and every jerk is a transaction.
No gravity. Just vibrations and tentacles.

💦 What is FAPALIEN?

A meme? Absolutely. Born from internet madness and galactic lust.
A crypto? Pants off, chain on. Decentralized, deranged, and desirable.
An alien being from FAP-69? He's already here. And he's vibrating.

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FAPALIEN is not a coin.
It's a challenge to reality. A throbbing idea.

🛸 Why FAPALIEN?

✔ Pure fap energy
Forged in Uranus orbit
Algorithm: GhostRider
Blocks every 2 minutes
No logic. Just lust.

✔ Shielded from boring Earthlings
No fiat
No borders
Just alien ecstasy

🌌 FAPONOMICS

Halving: every 210,240 blocks (~1 year)
Founder reward: 2% of each block
P2P Port: 15277
RPC Port: 15278

Block rewards:
0–719: 4
720–553,531: 5000
553,532–2,105,656: 4990
2,105,657–5,273,694: 4250
5,273,695–7,378,632: 1280
7,378,633–8,399,208: 295
8,399,209–14,735,284: 55
14,735,285–15,798,384: 54
15,798,385–25,844,303: 5
25,844,304 and above: 0.001

💻 Smartnodes — They Vibrate Just Right

Collateral:
Block 88,580 → 700,000 FAP
Block 132,580 → 900,000 FAP
Block 176,580 → 1,100,000 FAP
Block 220,580 → 1,350,000 FAP
Block 264,580 → 1,600,000 FAP
After that → 1,900,000 FAP

LLMQ:
InstantSend — 50 members, 60% threshold
ChainLocks — 400 members, 60% threshold
Platform — 100 members, 67% threshold

🔬 Distribution

78.4% — Fapper community (mining)
19.6% — Smartnoders (Intergalactic Lube)
2% — Devs & tissues
Half of the tissues are burned. The memeconomy throbs.

🗺 FAPMAP — Roadmap of Rhythmic Passion

👶 Q1: Birth of FAPALIEN — vibrations echo through the galaxy
💦 Q2: CEX hunting on Planet FAP
🤖 Q3: Alien OnlyFans with tentacles
🌍 Q4: Mobile jerk-off game
🧬 2026: Launch of the FAP cult

💚 Mine. Fap. Stake. Repeat.
Where logic ends, the legend begins.

Links:
WebSite: https://www.fapalien.com/
Explorer: https://faplorer.fapalien.com/
GitHub: https://github.com/fapalienchain/fapalien
Discord: https://discord.gg/f58RsK8r

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