Quote from: pedrog on December 07, 2014, 03:59:13 AM

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Police apprehended the famous Bitcoin founder while in the middle of seminar he was conducting for Stop Masturbation Now, a Christian anti-masturbation organization.

FBI agents just stormed the building, came in here without a search warrant or anything, Fappy The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin, a mascot for the group, told CNN. Im not familiar with this Satoshi character, honestly if its not in the Bible I probably havent heard of it, but if this arrest spreads awareness of the harmful effects of self-rape, then that is a good thing. But the Paul Horner I know, he was a great man. Hopefully news of this ordeal will bring the much needed attention to the dangers and consequences of masturbation that it deserves. Hopefully, God willing, one day, self-rape will be illegal and people will finally be free of playing on the Devils playground.

Seriously, you really need to ask that?

This is simply hilarious! I guess dolphins are in the bible right next to self-rape.

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