Bold move considering people will learn how you look and who you really are. It's almost as if this was a stunt to inspire confidence.

You don't know what he looks like already? You must not be important enough.

Clearly he has a patch on his eye and a wooden leg...

A duh.. how much more do you need ?

What? No shoulder-mounted parrot? What kind of pirate is this pretender?

Monkeys were also used as a shoulder companions.. this I will also accept..