The main reason I'm sticking around this thread, though, is to find out "Joe Mordica's" real name.
Any research done on Joe Mordica comes up to a dead person.
wtf
Even if he's a zombie, does it really make any difference? Come one guys, give it a rest

Better come up with some new theories on how this mess can be spinned... spun... whatever, how to make it sound like a grand achievement. I'm sure the CEO is watching this thread and waiting for ideas and you're letting him down.
Perhaps he should start making calls to the SEC Enforcement division. I'm sure they can give him some ideas.