@jbreher
If you're up to the task, would you be so kind as to escrow a bitcoin wallet address that you'll create for the purpose of garnering $600 USD worth of bitcoins? Once amassed, you convert (or however) the bitcoins to fiat, and source a like or similar container/safe that said amount once held Burt and Jean's eight-year-old daughter's savings to once again store the $600...
I'd like to contribute a few bits to a fund for the little girl too. I actually generated a 'vanity address' for this purpose the other day, just in case that'd make it more fun for her too:
1zowie-deleted address, never mind
...I believe from listening to the audio they said the girl's name is Zowie? Is that spelled right?
Whoever sets this up: if you want to use this vanity address, please PM me for the private key to import to the wallet for it (and YES I realize that'd mean people have to trust me not to rip off the little girl a second time, but
FFS Jesus-H Christ I'd
never do something
that heinous... so trolls please refrain from even bothering to pre-emptively accuse me, okay? Just STFU on that whole angle...)
Let's all try and make something NICE happen here in this whole fucked up situation... can we?
KEVIN