Quote from: BodgerandBasher on March 27, 2015, 02:09:16 PM

Viper / Re: Surely another update due soon??

« Last post by MartijnPerdaan on Today at 11:29:53 AM »
i have got a email from Alpha

Hello Marttijn,

We appreciate the situation and are working our hardest to deliver the
best product possible with the resources we have available. We plan to
email all customers as soon as we have the shipping date but we are
hesitant to estimate at one at this time. We are still in the final
stages and are currently tweaking the devices to try to get the most
efficiency out of them so if everything goes as planned than it
shouldn't be much longer. We are working not only to deliver the product
our customers have ordered but we also feel it necessary to do our best
to improve it. That's all we can say right now but expect a news update
very soon.

Regards,

Alpha Technology Team

So all is well, Alpha, never break a promise or let their customers down.

Translation:

LOL Marttijn,

This has been a windfall for us. First we got all of you to fund our research efforts.
We actually have had many working miners hashing away for a few months now.
We are currently in the process of having the miners cleaned by a professional computer
cleaning crew so as to look unused. Once we finish here we will hold the miners
a little longer, just to make sure they are completely worthless. The last thing we would
want is customers taking delivery of their miners.

Currently we are planning our exodus from England where we will be reunited with our
Family in India. Thanks for the plane fare, Grandmas retirement (and ours), etc.

We will continue to "offer" refunds when the law requires it. We just love this country
and don't believe in re-incarnation/caste system so we are comfortable in our decision.

Thanks so much for the money,
Regards,
Alpha Crime Enterprise