Quote from: Istaria on March 27, 2015, 09:01:18 PM

I didn't read anything in this thread,. but I'm absolutely certain it's all kosher.

Vod (who's Vod btw?), you ruined my life, and spoiled my marriage. My sex life is fucked and it's your fault.

My kids hate me, and they say (in their horribly contracted text-spaak) that you put them up to it.

I thought I could get some relief by going fishing, but now I can't catch anything. You bastard, you even spoke to the fish...wtf.

My health was perfect until I read about you, and now I have night sweats and I can't get it up. (see marriage). My hair also seems to be growing the wrong places. You abused your mod powers to PUT IT ON MY BACK YOU BASTARD.

I made toast this morning and it burnt. NOT (and I must stress this!) because I forgot I had toast on and went for a lengthy dump with the Crosaire (google it). But because you neg-repped my toaster. I mean, the fucking thing was 9 euros from tesco, so I guess I can't expect top-line security. Still....why did you hack my toaster?

Absolute bastard.

Ist.

Those all sound like typical legitimate complaints against Vod copied directly from his trust summary. Cheesy